Fooba-wooba John

Saw a snail chase a whale,
Fooba-wooba, fooba-wooba;
Saw a snail chase a whale,
Fooba-wooba John.
Saw a snail chase a whale,
All around the water pail.
Hey, John, ho John,
Fooba-wooba John.

Saw a frog chase a dog,
Fooba-wooba, fooba-wooba;
Saw a frog chase a dog,
Fooba-wooba John.
Saw a frog chase a dog,
Sitting on a hollow log.
Hey, John, ho John,
Fooba-wooba John.

Saw a flea kick a tree,
Fooba-wooba, fooba-wooba;
Saw a flea kick a tree,
Fooba-wooba John.
Saw a flea kick a tree,
In the middle of the sea.
Hey, John, ho John,
Fooba-wooba John.

Heard a cow say meow,
Fooba-wooba, fooba-wooba;
Heard a cow say meow,
Fooba-wooba John.
Heard a cow say meow,
Then I heard it say bow-wow!
Hey, John, ho John,
Fooba-wooba John.