I'm a little hunk of tin,
Nobody knows where I have been.
Got four wheels, and a running board,
I'm a Ford, a Ford, a Ford.
Chorus:
Honk, honk, rattle, rattle, rattle, crash, beep, beep.
Romeo and Juliet,
on the balcony they set.
Juliet has got a date,
Shakespeare's coming 'bout half past eight.
Pepsi-Cola came to town.
Coke-a-Cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up.
Now we all drink Seven-Up.
Seven-Up has got the flu.
What's a person gonna do?
I know what and so do you,
We're all gonna drink Mountain Dew.