I dont want to go to boy scout camp,
Gee mom I'd like to go,
But they wont let me so,
Gee mom i wanna go home.
The nurses they have there they say are
But when you break a finger they break
the other nine, ohh. .
The cool-aid they have there they say
is mighty fine,
I't good for cuts and brusies but
tastes like turpintin, ohh. .
The lunches they have there they say
are mighty fine,
But if you eat an orange you have to
eat the rhine, ohh. .