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Magdalena Hagdalena
Ookatalka Walkatalka
Oka Poka Noka was her name.
She had two hairs on the top of her head,
One was alive and the other one was dead.
Chorus.
She had two eyes at the top of her head,
One was green and the other one was red!
Chorus.
She had a big nose in the middle of her face,
Wasn't very pretty and it took a lot of space!
Chorus.
She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth,
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Chorus.
She had two knees in the middle of her belly,
One was peanut butter and the other one was jelly.
Chorus.
She had two feet as big as a mat,
One took a shower while the other took a bath!
Chorus.
Information About Magdalena Hagdalena
A reader named Zac wrote in with an additional final verse which goes like this: "A great big truck hit Haglkina and the driver of the truck had to buy a new machine". Thanks for sharing this with us Zac.
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This is an even more silly and playful version
There was a funny girl, she had a funny name
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
[or Ooka Sonna Donna Wanna]
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
She had two hairs on the top of her head
One was alive and the other was dead.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
She had two eyes in the front of her head
One was green and the other was red.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
She had two teeth in the front of her mouth
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
She had two lips, two beautiful lips,
Shaped just like two battleships.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
Her nose was so long that when she sneezed
It got caught in between her knees.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
She loved to polish her fingernails
She bought her polish in ten gallon pails.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
The language that she spoke was an awful joke
Her head was made out of solid oak
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
Her feet were flat as bathroom mats
I forgot to ask how they got like that.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
A ten ton truck hit our Madaline
That was the end of that machine.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.