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Lyrics
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to. .
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your. .
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat. .
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their. .
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the. .
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.
Information About Miss Lucy had a Steam Boat
The origins of "Miss Lucy Had a Steam Boat" started in the 1950's in Michigan. It can be sung as a song or even as a popular clapping, hand game played by children.
The song provides a rhyming effect that replacing taboo words with a new lyrics such as "and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you in your?. behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass".
There are many versions of this song that can be sung. Usually Miss Lucy's name will change depending on the version to Miss Susie, Miss Mary, When Maxie, and so on. Thee song is commonly known as "Miss Susey had a Rowboat" as well.
This song has been used in a number of movies and TV shows such as in Rocko's Modern Life and The Simpson's.
For further information about the song "Miss Lucy Had a Steam Boat", check Wikipedia.
Alternative Lyrics & Related Songs
This version has some different words to it
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to. .
Hello operator
Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the. .
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And broke her little. .
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their. .
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the. .
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark.
A version sent by Bussongs. com fan
Miss SUZY who had the steamboat
behind the fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it and she broke her little.
ASK me no more questions
and I'll tell you no more lies
and if you do I'll take my shoe
and beat you black and blue
WOO.
OR. .
. .Miss Suzy fell upon it
and after that she.
Died her hair in purple
she died her hair in pink
she died her hair in lavender
and boy did it stink stink stink.
A pretty good version to sing to
Mrs. Suzie had a steam boat,
The steamboat went ring ring
When Mrs Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to. .
Hello operator connect me number 9
And when you disconnect me I will push you from behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
And when Mrs. Suzie fell upon it
She'll brake her little. .
Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies
Are in the meadow bees
Are in the meadow Mrs Suzie
And her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark darker
than the lipstick my mommy puts on me.
My daddy is a robber my mommy is a spy
and I'm the little brat that told the f. b. i.
My mom gave me a nickel my dad gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend
His name is frankinstien
He made me do the dishes
He made do the floor and made me wash his dirty underwear
so i kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii to do the hoola dance dance dance.
1 more silly version
Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Lucy went to heaven
And the steamboat went to. .
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop of your. .
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And it went right up her. .
Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling up and down their. .
Flies are the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the. .
Dark is like a movie
A movie is like a show
A show is like a T. V. set
And that is all I. .
Know my dad is a robber
I know my mom is a spy
I know that I'm the little brat that
Told the F. B. I.
My mom gave me a nickel
My dad gave me a dime
My sis' gave me a boyfriend
And I know he's Frankinstien.
He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floor
He made me wash underwear
So I kicked him out the door.
I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii
Where he did the Hoola Dance!
Quick version of the song
Miss susie had a sailboat
the sailboat had a bell
Miss susie went to heaven
the sailboat went to hell. .o
operator, dial me number nine, if you
disconnect me I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator laid a piece of glass
Miss susie sat upon it.