My Girl Is A Vegetable

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My Girl Is A Vegetable

My girl is a vegetable
She lives in the hospital
I'd buy her anything
To keep her alive.

My girl she has no nose
Just a piece of rubber hose
Id' buy her anything
To keep her alive.

My girl she has no lips
Just two big potato chips
Id' buy her anything
To keep her alive.

My girl she has no hair
Razor stubles everywhere
Id' buy her anything
To keep her alive.

My girl has her own TV
It's called an EKG
Id' buy her anything
To keep her alive.

Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
I bought her everything
Why won't she die
(God, why won't she die).

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