One Fine Day

One fine day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another.

One was blind and one couldn't see
So they called in a dummy for referee
A blind man came to see fair play
A mute man came to shout hooray.

A paralyzed mule passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked them through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't belive this story's true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.