Well I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich one day
When I spied a little creature that was in my way
Out from behind the bread box, then onto the wall
The sneaky little creature even had the gall
To climb aboard my sandwich and to eat it all
It was a roach, a roach on the top of my sandwich
A sneaky, slimy, creepy, grimy cockroach
Mommy get Daddy there's a roach on my sandwich
And he's eating every bit to the last crumb
Mommy-e-e-e-e-e-e-e !
Well people tell me if you see one roach there's got to be many
'Cause if you've got one roach, you know there's got to be plenty
They're under the sink, in the cabinets and all over the floor
They're living in the cracks of your own front door
It was a roach, a roach on the top of my sandwich
A sneaky, slimy, creepy, grimy cockroach
Mommy get Daddy there's a roach on my sandwich
And he's eating every bit to the last crumb
Mommy-e-e-e-e-e-e-e !