One morning when I was out shopping,
Though you'll find it hard to believe,
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve.
"I wuv you! I wuv you!' said the little blue man.
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you!' He loved me said the little blue man,
And scared me right out of my wits!
I hurried back to my apartment;
I rushed in and I closed the door.
But there on the desk stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more:
"I wuv you! I wuv you!' said the little blue man.
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you!' He loved me said the little blue man,
And scared me right out of my wits!
For weeks after that I was haunted,
Though no one could see him but me.
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be!
"I wuv you! I wuv you!' said the little blue man.
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you!' He loved me said the little blue man,
And scared me right out of my wits!
One evening in wild desperation,
I rushed to a rooftop in town,
And over the side pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down!
"I wuv you! I wuv you!' said the little blue man.
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you!' He loved me said the little blue man,
And scared me right out of my wits!
I whispered: "thank goodness that's over".
I smiled as I hurried outside.
But there on the street stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye:
"I don't wuv you anymore!'.