The Snot Song

Lyrics

The Snot Song

Granny's in the cellar,
Lordy, can't you smell her
Making biscuits on that durned old dirty stove?

In her eye there is some matter
That keeps dripping in the batter,
And she whistles while the (sniff) runs down her nose!

Down her nose (sniff sniff)
Down her nose (sniff sniff)
And she whistles while the (sniff) runs down her nose --
In her eye there is some matter
That keeps dripping in the batter,
And she whistles while the (sniff) runs down her nose!