When I was a wee, wee tot
They took me off my wee, wee cot
And put me on my wee-wee pot
To see if I could wee or not.
Wee,
Wee, wee,
Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee,
Wee, wee, wee, wee,
Wee, wee, wee, wee,
Wee, wee, wee, wee,
Wee, wee,
Woo!
When they saw that I could not
They took me off my wee-wee pot
And put me on my wee, wee cot,
And then I gave it all I got!
Wee,
Wee, wee,
Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee,
Wee, wee, wee, wee,
Wee, wee, wee, wee,
Wee, wee, wee, wee,
Wee, wee,
Woo!